How To Escape From Hand Cuffs

Being a Master of Gimpness I find myself locked up in peoples dungeons at all hours of the night, being slapped in the face by dildos while fat wife swappers get their kicks. Now it all looks cool on YouPorn and so forth, but after a while you get sick of the same old Gimp routine and you just need to bust out of a situation and hit the highway. 

Now the video says do not use these techniques to escape law enforcement, that's just some lame attempt on behalf of the youtuber to avoid being harassed by the smokies (cops). Personally I would learn these techniques for two reasons. One, if you get caught up in some hill billy sex game and need to high tail it then you'll need to get out of the cuffs, so pay attention. Two, if you're a powder party boy and you've just been busted blazing fat trails with super models in a club toilet then you're probably going to go to jail, so also pay attention and learn to get the fuck out of dodge.

Enjoy the video's - when in trouble always run & always deny! Gimp Advice 101

Tim Shadey

Grand Master Gimp

GimpNews.Net

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