Friday, November 4, 2011

Sexy Bitches Strip for Ryanair calendar

Now we all saw the recent news headlines with the Cathay Pacific flight attendant sucking the pilots dick in the cockpit. Unfortunately for that Captain who's knob was rather clean, the jealous Swire management had to sack the poor guy for this disgraceful act. I mean it's okay for Cathay to cargo price fix with other airlines and be finned millions of euros, but one little blow job in the cruise? That's a big no no!

Moving on to my next story, Ryanair are doing some soft porn for charity! With their annual Girls of Ryan Air Calender. NICE WORK! With any luck you'll soon be able to buy your own inflight blow job on Ryanair flights. You have to pay for everything else just add "hummers" to the list I say.

Tim Shadey
Grand Master Gimp

GimpNews.Net

Sex sells. That’s what Ryanair have realised over the years as they launch their fourth annual ‘The Girls of Ryanair’ calendar.

The Ryanair flight attendants have stripped off their uniforms and are giving customs a little extra ‘in-flight entertainment’, all in the name of charity.

Ryanair claim that the calendar is the ‘sexiest ever’, featuring 13 cabin crew stunners in swimwear and lingerie.

Proceeds from the calendar will go to DEBRA, which provides support for patients suffering from epidermolysis bullosa (EB), a genetic skin condition, and hopes to raise around £85,000.

Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara, head of communications, said: “Ryanair’s gorgeous cabin crew are pleased to once again strip off for charity and this year they have selected DEBRA who help children born with skin so fragile they are affectionately referred to as ‘Butterfly Children’. 

“We hope that the 2012 Charity Calendar will raise up to £85,000 to help DEBRA bring 50 children and their families on a once in a lifetime holiday to Malaga where they are provided with professional care and assistance by the DEBRA team to ensure an unforgettable family holiday.”

The calendar looks to bring the total raised by Ryanair’s cabin crew to £430,000 since the first calendar was published in 2008.

Would you ever strip off for a charity or a good cause? How about to fund your gap year and travelling?

The calendar costs £8.50 and can be purchased on board Ryanair flights, from DEBRA’s charity shops in Ireland and Spain, or on the Ryanair website.

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